I look for the positive in situations. That's what I do. Sometimes, though, it isn't possible. Sometimes it is time to face the facts. Sometimes, you just have to admit when something is over and that it is, finally, time to say goodbye.
I don’t know how many of you reading this have ever tried to commentate on hundreds of plastic ducks slowly making their way down a historic river whilst simultaneously trying to entertain a festival crowd but, for the few of you who haven’t, it’...
Blood was gushing from my very body like butter gushing from a dolphin's satchel. Or something. How would this end? Would I make it through? Would I...
This forest wasn't going to stop me getting to where I wanted to be; where I needed to be. The leaves flew by, the branches smacked my body as I dashed past them and the twigs below my feet crackled and snapped with my gathering pace. I was winning thi...
When it comes to knowing what my career is, well, I don't. I know that sounds ridiculous, like a frog that can matchmake with the help of marzipan and some berries; but it's true.
Within seconds I was whisking him over a nearby railing and onto safety. What a relief! Crowds cheered. Women threw underwear. Men slapped my back; an elderly woman baked me a cake and a man without legs suddenly found the inspiration to tap dance.